Adventures In Absurdity Pillows

"Okay, these people are financing a big part of the movie, so during the lovemaking scenes, try not to drop the snow shovels."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"I need to tinkle."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Tourists and their Pets.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Bigfoot"

Glance Exchange

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Now you can send it."

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"Valet park only"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Who's next?"

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

Imagine

One way only.

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"It's my helper trout!"

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Operation.

UFO and snowman

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

Baseball.

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

"I like fountains very much!"

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

'You need some stress.'

"Would you describe the pain everyone else causes you as dull and throbbing or sharp like a knife?"

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."