Storyteller Of Absurdities Pillows

Add a touch of humor and comfort with pillows designed for storytellers of absurdities. Great for their cozy corners where wild tales and dreams come to life.

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"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home." mockup

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

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A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.' mockup

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

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"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?" mockup

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

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'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?' mockup

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

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'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...' mockup

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

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"Now you can send it."

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"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!" mockup

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

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"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

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'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.' mockup

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

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'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!' mockup

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

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"#notguilty."

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"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?" mockup

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

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"Your records indicate a great deal of early promise however you've apparently become old and bald."

"Your records indicate a great deal of early promise however you've apparently become old and bald." mockup

"Your records indicate a great deal of early promise however you've apparently become old and bald."

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"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

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Bird in a chair with a human in a cage. mockup

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

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The little engine that delegated

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Operation.

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Baseball.

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'Miss Jones, take this down.'

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UFO and snowman

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The pop-culture critic's annual existential crisis."

The pop-culture critic's annual existential crisis." mockup

The pop-culture critic's annual existential crisis."

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'I can't say I like your cavalier attitude Benson.'

'I can't say I like your cavalier attitude Benson.' mockup

'I can't say I like your cavalier attitude Benson.'

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"That script of yours - I've never read such a load of cliched second-rate crap...It'll make us rich..."

"That script of yours - I've never read such a load of cliched second-rate crap...It'll make us rich..." mockup

"That script of yours - I've never read such a load of cliched second-rate crap...It'll make us rich..."

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"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging." mockup

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

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"I LOVE this business! Just when you think you've discovered our culture's lowest common denominator, along comes a crazy genius like you to show us how wrong our math was!"

"I LOVE this business! Just when you think you've discovered our culture's lowest common denominator, along comes a crazy genius like you to show us how wrong our math was!"

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