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'I'm from the exterminators, here to kill moths...Those devils, it's worse than I thought.'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

"If you think the first half of this psychological test is intrusive, wait until you're grilled by me mother."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

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"God help us, it's that guy."

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

'Well this is awkward.'

"All in favor of telling Anderson about that thing stuck to his lip, say aye."

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

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'How much for you to do my tax return?'

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

'I know I said you could take me home but I didn't mean to your place!'

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

'I don't care how educationally beneficial you guys may thing it is, I am not showing you the girl's video. That's what google's for.'

"Ice rink"

"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"

"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."

"Look, I know Estella has a boyfriend. I would never try to break them up. But it's not illegal to text friends...and we're still friends..."

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

"But he's no longer with us."

"So...have you ever kissed a girl before?"

"Gee, I hate gatherings like these! I never know the right thing to say..."

The plumber asks out the cable lady.

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'