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'I'm from the exterminators, here to kill moths...Those devils, it's worse than I thought.'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"If you think the first half of this psychological test is intrusive, wait until you're grilled by me mother."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

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'Well this is awkward.'

"God help us, it's that guy."

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"All in favor of telling Anderson about that thing stuck to his lip, say aye."

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'I know I said you could take me home but I didn't mean to your place!'

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

'How much for you to do my tax return?'

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Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"

"Look, I know Estella has a boyfriend. I would never try to break them up. But it's not illegal to text friends...and we're still friends..."

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."

"So...have you ever kissed a girl before?"

"Gee, I hate gatherings like these! I never know the right thing to say..."

"But he's no longer with us."

"Ice rink"

The plumber asks out the cable lady.

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

'Your mother is not a good loser is she?'