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'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

'You want to get to London? Well you shouldn't start from here.'

"I guess it's called Everest because it seems you're crawling up it forever."

The Anti-Agent

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Edgar Allen Poe

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

End the Winter Blues

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Werewolves of London..."

Bears going water skiing.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

The Da Vinci Cod

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

The Philip Marlow family

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

Breakthrough