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'Hey, look what's happening to Harry!'

Late BroomStick

Newt sale

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

'She's still a novice yet.'

'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.'

"Tales of the unicorns"

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Lost aliens checking their map.

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"When the evil witch pushes the children into the oven, .... that's just a metaphor for putting them in the microwave"

A boast of ghosts

The Wizard.

Rapunzel in a tower of books.

'Great Moment #200 in Computing: Columbus discovers the COBOL Islands.'

Fairy Queen

"It's a loaner until mine is back from the shop."

'You want to get to London? Well you shouldn't start from here.'

"They don't care what Folkways is paying. They won't play after the moon sets."

'At last! Blinkwhistle, we;ve found their elusive burial grounds.'

"I resign!"

Pixie

'Do you have any last words? -- I'm going to smother you in onions.'

"I would say they are mountains, but who ever heard of pink mountains?"

'Punchline... punchline...'

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"

"We're just different. I think better outside the box."

"I guess it's called Everest because it seems you're crawling up it forever."

Flat Earth Explorers: "That last turn was dicey but now it should be clear sailing to Australia."

Lilac Fairy from Sleeping Beauty