Enchanted Adventure Buff Gifts

'Hey, look what's happening to Harry!'

Late BroomStick

Newt sale

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

'She's still a novice yet.'

'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.'

"Tales of the unicorns"

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

"When the evil witch pushes the children into the oven, .... that's just a metaphor for putting them in the microwave"

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

Lost aliens checking their map.

Fairy Queen

The Wizard.

A boast of ghosts

Rapunzel in a tower of books.

'Great Moment #200 in Computing: Columbus discovers the COBOL Islands.'

"It's a loaner until mine is back from the shop."

"I resign!"

"They don't care what Folkways is paying. They won't play after the moon sets."

'You want to get to London? Well you shouldn't start from here.'

'At last! Blinkwhistle, we;ve found their elusive burial grounds.'

Pixie

Harrison Ford

'Punchline... punchline...'

"I would say they are mountains, but who ever heard of pink mountains?"

Science Fiction. New Release. It's about a duo who shrank themselves down and go explore subatomic space ... They're called "Lewis and Quark."

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"

"We're just different. I think better outside the box."

'Do you have any last words? -- I'm going to smother you in onions.'

Medieval Knieval.

"I guess it's called Everest because it seems you're crawling up it forever."

Flat Earth Explorers: "That last turn was dicey but now it should be clear sailing to Australia."

Mighty Man Of Justice VS. The Deadly Killbots