Adventure Buff Gifts

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Medieval Knieval.

'You want to get to London? Well you shouldn't start from here.'

"I guess it's called Everest because it seems you're crawling up it forever."

The Anti-Agent

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Edgar Allen Poe

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Bears going water skiing.

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Werewolves of London..."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

End the Winter Blues

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

The Philip Marlow family

The Da Vinci Cod