Adrenaline Sports Gifts

"Better luck next time!"

Parachuting Lemming.

A mountain climbing problem.

'Just so you know . . . when that gate opens, I'm going to stop, drop, and roll. Big time.'

'NOW they open!!' (A skydiver's parachutes open just after he arrives at the Pearly Gates).

'Any sign of a yeti there, Fred?'

Death Defying Stunt.

Stockbrokers bungee jumping.

Golfer on Ski Lift.

"Don't worry! We're wearing helmets!"

Spike liked living dangerously. Not only did he skydive but he smoked!

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Mountain Climber Finds Angel at the Top.

How's My Diving?

'Another hopeless crack addict!'

Skydiver bounces off the trampolines.

'I think my wife is trying to kill me -- she bought me a skateboard.'

"Great...ski jumping world record...the media will love me...the fans will love me...and so will the doping control officers..."

"It's only a midlife crisis if you survive."

You are Here (Mountain Summit).

Lover's Leap.

'Before you climb actual ice, you'll need to practice on our simulated ice rock.'

Bird pecking through mountain climber's rope.

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

Falling Mountain Climber.

3 Pairs of braces please. I'm going bungee jumping.

Tightrope walker and vultures.

"No - I've never heard of the mile low club."

Clown jumps out of plane with balloon parachute.

"I've made more than 4000 bungy jumps without any physical damage to my body!"

Mountain Firefighter Rescue.

Rock Climber

YOLO vs YODO

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"