Adrenaline Gifts

Man diving off a sea side cliff but the tide is out

At the retirement home for daredevils.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Chuck wasn't really suicidal. He just wanted to jump into that big balloon thingy.

Dear valued customer - Due to a defect in the parachute you purchased from us, it fails to open in midair. Just FYI. Bring it to us for an adjustment at your earliest convenience. Have a nice day.

Extreme sports Society - doorbell reads, 'Massive buzz'.

'This ride will really test your atheistic beliefs.'

"Taking crazy risks gives me such a rush. Like check out my phone. No case!"

Death riding the ski lift

"I don't care if it will give you a wedgie. Pop the chute!"

"You need to shorten the rope by...how tall did you say your husband is?"

"Most employees struggle with the job's monotony, but Chris has learned he can spend hours feeding off the adrenaline from a reckless commute."

Grim Reaper: 'So I don't normally get to chat with the clients, but then - no all the jobs are this easy...'

YOLO vs YODO

Death of a Bungee Jumper.

'It was a bungee cord accident and I'm having trouble bouncing back.'

"The very first time I went skiing I broke a leg, luckily not mine!"

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

You Are Here

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

The rocket powered skiier

Extreme Bungy

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Surfing koala.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Rock Climber

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"