Adrenaline Sports Pillows

"Better luck next time!"

Parachuting Lemming.

A mountain climbing problem.

'Just so you know . . . when that gate opens, I'm going to stop, drop, and roll. Big time.'

'NOW they open!!' (A skydiver's parachutes open just after he arrives at the Pearly Gates).

'Any sign of a yeti there, Fred?'

Death Defying Stunt.

Stockbrokers bungee jumping.

Golfer on Ski Lift.

"Don't worry! We're wearing helmets!"

Spike liked living dangerously. Not only did he skydive but he smoked!

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Mountain Climber Finds Angel at the Top.

How's My Diving?

'Another hopeless crack addict!'

Skydiver bounces off the trampolines.

'I think my wife is trying to kill me -- she bought me a skateboard.'

"Should've let go of the plane when I told you to."

"Great...ski jumping world record...the media will love me...the fans will love me...and so will the doping control officers..."

"It's only a midlife crisis if you survive."

You are Here (Mountain Summit).

Lover's Leap.

'Before you climb actual ice, you'll need to practice on our simulated ice rock.'

Bird pecking through mountain climber's rope.

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

Falling Mountain Climber.

3 Pairs of braces please. I'm going bungee jumping.

Tightrope walker and vultures.

"No - I've never heard of the mile low club."

Clown jumps out of plane with balloon parachute.

"I've made more than 4000 bungy jumps without any physical damage to my body!"

Mountain Firefighter Rescue.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Rock Climber

YOLO vs YODO