Adopting Solar Energy Gifts

"Frankly, I think they've been completely obnoxious ever since they went solar."

Solar Frankenstein

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Sustainability

Swamp gas

A gap between the solar panels

Solar Power.

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

Solar Cars

"We've made a few changes."

'If only there was a way to keep electrical costs down...'

"I need the sun's energy to warm my blood and give me energy. You could almost say I'm solar-powered..."

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

"A two hundred thousand foot extension cord? You're still not grasping this hybrid car idea, are you, Mr. Higgins?"

'Sorry, but I don't think you're right for our company.'

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"It's not easy getting a seat on the bus, but my phone stays charged all day."

Rapunzel tries to go Off-Grid.

Solar Range.

Sunglasses - Perfect for normal sun, white dwarfs, red giants.

"Tell us the truth - it was you pedaling all the time, wasn't it?"

Global warming reaches new heights at the North Pole.