Adopted Country Celebrator Gifts

'Annual we love our homeland but we'd rather live here parade'

Bubbly

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

Meet Grant, he came up through the ranks.

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

Christmas sweater alternatives

"This is Mr Jones, the new Head of our Holding Company."

'Mum, I don't care what these nasty kids say about my brothers Romulus and Remus being adopted: I love them all the same...'

"I got the promotion. Instead of Wednesdays, I'm now the one who gets blamed when things go wrong on Tuesdays."

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

Louisiana Mask Mandate

"Congratulations J.L., I hear you're getting another 'really' in your title."

"Trick or treat?"

Year of the Rat

'I see you've learned about your upcoming promotion.'

Theatrical Christmas.

Passover Plague

'Congratulations, Henderson -- I'm promoting you from henchman to crony.'

Ms. Davis Senior Partner - Formerly: Hey You.

The Happy Couple

'The job promotion has had a real effect.'

"Yes, son, it's true. You were adopted."

Chile Victory

'I got the key to the executive bathroom. They made me the official custodian.'

Are we nearly there yet?

'You're the mother and those are your children? -- I'd like to see a DNA test.'

Go Britain!

Dogs getting married have puppies carry their tails.

St David's Day

CIVICS 101

"This is one time of year we count our blessings. . . and not our calories."

Tim's gay bar - Eat, drink and be Mary

"OK, class, for Hispanic Heritage Month, I want you draw a Latino hero."

Large, hairy gay man is caught in a 'bear' trap.

Happy Cinco De Mayo!