Heartfelt Celebrator Gifts

I Love My Mum

Bubbly

Emotional Bling

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

Congratulations!

"Cheers to being a person."

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

'She said her first words today.'

Scot holding a heart.

Proud mums.

"Happy new year!"

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

Valentine, Galentine, Palentine

Three happy men

Two men toasting

"We're celebrating our 25th anniversary, so separate checks."

"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."

"He had it commissioned just before he died."

Friends and champagne

'He tried to play hide and pounce, and I tried wrestling, but it was our mutual love of naps that made us the best of friends.'

Home for Seniors.

"This is where the party budget ran out."

Two grooms cutting a civil union cake...

'You remembered our anniversary!'

Mrs and Mrs Lesbian Halloween Pumpkin

"This is one time of year we count our blessings. . . and not our calories."

"It's surprising, the number of men who would give their left arm to spend the night with me."

'Certainly you may invite a friend to lunch. Bring him in.'

Black Velvet.

'This is the 1927 Georges de Latour you bought us for our anniversary, son. Mom spruced it up nicely with orange soda and melon balls.'

50th Birthday Balloons

Uncle Mort, I've been at this cafe for 20 years. It's my anniversary. So you're still employed? Yeah, I mean, yeah, of course you know tha … No thanks to greedy corporate interests! They've moved jobs and cash offshore, avoided paying taxes, spurred public policy that destroys the middle class! My anniversary gift: Your spit. I yell because I care.

"Darling! He's walking!"