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'Annual we love our homeland but we'd rather live here parade'

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Meet Grant, he came up through the ranks.

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

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"This is Mr Jones, the new Head of our Holding Company."

'Mum, I don't care what these nasty kids say about my brothers Romulus and Remus being adopted: I love them all the same...'

"I got the promotion. Instead of Wednesdays, I'm now the one who gets blamed when things go wrong on Tuesdays."

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

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"Trick or treat?"

Year of the Rat

"Congratulations J.L., I hear you're getting another 'really' in your title."

'Congratulations, Henderson -- I'm promoting you from henchman to crony.'

Passover Plague

Theatrical Christmas.

'I see you've learned about your upcoming promotion.'

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The Happy Couple

'I got the key to the executive bathroom. They made me the official custodian.'

Are we nearly there yet?

"Yes, son, it's true. You were adopted."

'The job promotion has had a real effect.'

'You're the mother and those are your children? -- I'd like to see a DNA test.'

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Go Britain!

CIVICS 101

"This is one time of year we count our blessings. . . and not our calories."

Dogs getting married have puppies carry their tails.

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St David's Day

Large, hairy gay man is caught in a 'bear' trap.

"Looks like Dia de Los Muertos has finally gone mainstream."

Happy Cinco De Mayo!