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Squeezing the Free Press.

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

UNFADED GLORY

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

The Idea of America.

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Footing The Bill

"Cheers to being a person."

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

Year of the Rat

"Dictators of the world - you better do your maths!"

"You are a Democracy! You are free! The sky is the limit!"

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Editorial Control

'Thank you for calling civil liberties - your call may be recorded...'

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'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

Passover Plague

"I had a lot more freedom before mom got the drone."

Hopeful Liberty

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

Internal Prisons

"You should go freelance like me!"

WEll, Mr. Thoreau, we're interested in publishing your views on government authority and personal freedom, but perhaps you could leave out some of the references to lima beans and turnips.

'Keep on trucking man... or don't... you know, depending on which you'd rather do.'

The Happy Couple

"I'm gay and I'm a caterer, so it's a real win-win."

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

Censorship

'Nobody really agrees about what marriage is these days, so I'll just say 'Yadda yadda yadda.''

"Let's make out!" The unbearable lightness of being 3000 miles away from his mother.