Adopted A Dog Pillows

"It makes me want to pee."

'I don't care what you say...I heard him snicker!'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Pick me!"

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Licensed Therapist

"Cat box"

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Dog Dreams

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Cling-On Dog

A man and his dog

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'Super Dog'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Love a Mutt

Tourists and their Pets.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'He does lack social skills.'

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash