Adopted A Dog T-Shirts

"It makes me want to pee."

'I don't care what you say...I heard him snicker!'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Pick me!"

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Licensed Therapist

"Cat box"

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Dog Dreams

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Love a Mutt

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

A man and his dog

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

'Super Dog'

Cling-On Dog

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Tourists and their Pets.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash