Ted hits puberty...
Adolescence Appreciators Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the essence of adolescence? Our collection of creative products celebrates youthful energy, curiosity, and self-expression. Whether you're honoring a young artist, a teen who’s discovering passions, or someone embracing this dynamic phase, our thoughtfully designed items add a touch of fun and personality. From humorous mugs to inspiring wall art, find something that resonates with their lively, creative soul.
"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."
"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"
"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."
"Don't worry, son.. everyone goes through the awkward teenage years."
'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'
Marilyn Manson Fan.
This whisky is 20 years old!
"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."
"Think, man! Think! How did you get this old so fast?!"
'That's because they won't let you die until you pay your student loans.'
'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'
Future Old People
"The trouble with children is they don't act like adults."
'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'
"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"
"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"
"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."
'I've sussed this work/life balance...'
'...something that will make my wife look slim and twenty years younger...'
Wine: New! Old!
How Aging Affects Candles. . .
"Sergio, you know I don't snoop...but I was in Baldo's room this morning...and I found this."
Fifty
'How do you do it? You don't look a day over 3G!'
'Baggy jeans are ideal for walking through puddles, your majesty.'
"I bet those candles are heavier than the cake!"
"I think they were a civilization that celebrated middle age!"
"That growth spurt I was waiting for didn't quite turn out the way I'd hoped."
'My Grandmother made them. The specks are liver spots.'
"Today, we give thanks for all we've had in the past...everything we enjoy today...and everything coming our way."
'God knows where you libido went!'
Are we inviting invisible friends?
Thoughts and Prayers
"Gracie, how can you appreciate being full...if you've never been hungry?"
Adolescence Appreciators Gifts Collection
Adolescence Appreciators Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating adolescence—perfect for brightening their mornings with humor and creativity.
Adolescence Appreciators Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that echo the playful and creative spirit of adolescence—comfortable and inspiring.
Adolescence Appreciators Prints
Browse our vibrant prints that celebrate the energy and individuality of adolescence—ideal for sprucing up any space.
Adolescence Appreciators T-Shirts
Check out our youthful t-shirt designs that capture the vibrant essence of adolescence—fun, bold, and uniquely personal.