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Ted hits puberty...

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."

"Don't worry, son.. everyone goes through the awkward teenage years."

Marilyn Manson Fan.

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

This whisky is 20 years old!

"Think, man! Think! How did you get this old so fast?!"

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

'That's because they won't let you die until you pay your student loans.'

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

"The trouble with children is they don't act like adults."

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

'I've sussed this work/life balance...'

"Sergio, you know I don't snoop...but I was in Baldo's room this morning...and I found this."

'...something that will make my wife look slim and twenty years younger...'

Wine: New! Old!

Fifty

'How do you do it? You don't look a day over 3G!'

'My Grandmother made them. The specks are liver spots.'

"That growth spurt I was waiting for didn't quite turn out the way I'd hoped."

'Baggy jeans are ideal for walking through puddles, your majesty.'

"I think they were a civilization that celebrated middle age!"

"Today, we give thanks for all we've had in the past...everything we enjoy today...and everything coming our way."

'God knows where you libido went!'

"I bet those candles are heavier than the cake!"

Are we inviting invisible friends?

Thoughts and Prayers

'You're 'antique' rather than 'old'...'

"Gracie, how can you appreciate being full...if you've never been hungry?"