Admirer Of Quirky Humor Pillows

'Of course he's not all there.'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

"Bless You."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

"I'm a monster."

"Is the garbage fresh?"

The Frankenstein snowman.

"Overkill, dude."

"Your animal companionship is here!"

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

God with Earth Controller

Cheesie Rider

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"Oh, I don't do the test myself Sir: Doctor Vampire does it..."

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

'The meat of their order is coming up.'

'I've discovered a talking amoeba!' '2+2=4, 5-4=1, 93=3.' SMASH 'I wanted to get it before it multiplied.'

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

'I didn't know it was a one-trip salad bar!'

'With this organ transplant, you may find yourself doing a lot of thinking with your heart,'