Admirer Of Quirky Humor Pillows

'Of course he's not all there.'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Bless You."

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"Overkill, dude."

God with Earth Controller

"Is the garbage fresh?"

Cheesie Rider

"Your animal companionship is here!"

The Frankenstein snowman.

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

"I'm a monster."

'I didn't know it was a one-trip salad bar!'

"The usual."

'I've discovered a talking amoeba!' '2+2=4, 5-4=1, 93=3.' SMASH 'I wanted to get it before it multiplied.'

"Oh, I don't do the test myself Sir: Doctor Vampire does it..."

Tasty.

Mummy Shrink.

"I love this time of year."