Admirals Gifts

"This looks good."

Servicemen.

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

The Dubloon Stops Here

When laundry ruled the waves.

Sailor in Car.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Driverless cars rage.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Subwoofer

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Kamikaze Colour

'Hardy I see no chips!'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

COWMIKAZES

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

Coup thwarting

"Port outbound, starboard home."

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

Sailor's Poker.

"International trade"