Admiral Gifts

Horatio Nelson

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"I understand you're a waterlubber."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

'What we need now is a weapon that takes out nuke facilities and weapons of mass destruction, but that doesn't pollute the environment.'

The Nautical Step

A ship in a bottle fires a cannon ball at a model ship in an admiral's den.

"Is this the oldest ship in the fleet?"

"What kind of naval blockade is this?"

'Egads! I must have been sick last night.'

'What is higher than an admiral?'

'Martha, my battleship sank.'

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

Rear Admiral.

Exempli Gratia.

'I'm not the conductor, I'm an admiral.'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

Admiral with medals falling off.

'Fire another broadside ... and take Mrs. Kepelman some lotion.'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'His heels are ruining this deck !'

A U-Boat submarine emerging from sailor's nose.

A Royal Navy Admiral

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Servicemen.

When laundry ruled the waves.

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

The Dubloon Stops Here

Sailor in Car.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Driverless cars rage.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight