Admiral Gifts

Horatio Nelson

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"I understand you're a waterlubber."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

'What we need now is a weapon that takes out nuke facilities and weapons of mass destruction, but that doesn't pollute the environment.'

A ship in a bottle fires a cannon ball at a model ship in an admiral's den.

"Is this the oldest ship in the fleet?"

"What kind of naval blockade is this?"

'Egads! I must have been sick last night.'

'What is higher than an admiral?'

'Martha, my battleship sank.'

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

Exempli Gratia.

'I'm not the conductor, I'm an admiral.'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

Admiral with medals falling off.

'Fire another broadside ... and take Mrs. Kepelman some lotion.'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'His heels are ruining this deck !'

A U-Boat submarine emerging from sailor's nose.

A Royal Navy Admiral

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Servicemen.

The Dubloon Stops Here

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

When laundry ruled the waves.

Sailor in Car.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Driverless cars rage.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"