Admirals Prints

"This looks good."

Servicemen.

The Dubloon Stops Here

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

When laundry ruled the waves.

Sailor in Car.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Driverless cars rage.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Subwoofer

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Kamikaze Colour

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

COWMIKAZES

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'Hardy I see no chips!'

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Sailor's Poker.

Coup thwarting

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

"International trade"

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

"Port outbound, starboard home."