Administrative Aide Pillows

Secretary to boss: 'You fooled some of the people all of the time, Senator, but they were all too young to vote.'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"My email is down... talk to me."

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

21st century water cooler conversations.

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

Storm in the out tray

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Do Not Resuscitate

Overworked in the office

Someone who knows apostrophes

'The staff is being reduced. The exit strategy will be explained at a meeting to be held, after work, in the parking lot.'

"At this office no two days are different."

Time for More Paperwork

Organization is not rocket science!

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

Paperwork No Me Gusta.

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'