Administrative Assistant Pillows

"Hey! I was looking all over for you. You have the wrong piece of paper."

'How close to the truth do you want to come, sir?'

Morris was finding it more difficult to adjust to the idea of a 'paperless' office than many.

Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?

Someone who knows apostrophes

'911!'

Man looking at a 'organization chart' where he is depicted at the bottom

"Ms Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel the call to tech-support."

'They're draft outlines on how to run a paperless office.'

Before disposing of useless information please make file copies.

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'Who ordered 10,000 copies of how to conserve paper?'

"Yes sir, we are dealing with your invoice at this very minute."

'When 900 years you reach, retire, you will not.'

'I have to hang up. I only have an hour to get these reports done.'

'At 10:00 you'll be deleting spam. At 10:15 you'll be forwarding jokes. At 10:35 you'll be playing online poker. At noon...'

In and Out Tray

"I can't understand how it got lost - I haven't filed it yet"

"The longer I work here, the bigger my stress ball needs to be".

Stacked In Tray

'Call me crazy, but I think my paperwork is actually following me.'

The Bermuda Cubicle

Widgets, Inc: Inventory. . . Sales. . .RETURNS.

"Here is the one pager we all agreed on..."

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

"I'm worried about Jenkins. He went in three days ago and hasn't come out."

'This one says, order more sticky notes.'

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

"I can assure you, he is somewhere in there looking for it."

Trapped in his office by clutter.

It's a big misconception. Everyone thinks hell is all fire. Actually, it's all paperwork.'

Smug Colleagues Leaving Work.

"This letter is brief, clear and concise, do it again!"

'What can I say, Carol... I'm whelmed.'

'For various reasons, Mr. Bigmeister likes to limit contact with his rank and file employees.'