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'Any messages while I was out?'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

InIn by-products.

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'This is a job for a consultant.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.'

Psychiatrist: Mind over matter filing trays.

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

"I have a yes man, a fist bump man, and a can-I-get-an-Amen man."

Doo inc..can and no can.

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

'Of course, I do have a very supportive wife.'

"Your appointment's been cancelled. You took too long filling out those forms."

'Gordon, ever since you were given a chair with wheels you've been seen less and less in the office.'

"Do you remember when we had to do was help people?"

'I think maybe the spell checker wore out.'

Minister's in/out boxes say sow and reap.

"It drives me MAD when staff complain about filling out 'pointless' forms. . . I mean if they DON'T fill out pointless forms when asked HOW are we supposed to know how many forms have been FILLED OUT?"

"I hate it when his yes man is on vacation. I have to come here every day for two weeks and wag my tail nonstop."

Filing - Defiling - 'Heh, heh, heh' - Paper Cut - 'Oh, not so funny now...'

'... No, I'm sorry, the doctor can't see you right now. Today's his prior authorization day.'

'Call me crazy, but I think my paperwork is actually following me.'

Invoice...outvoice.

'computer says no.....el!'

"I'm telling you my computer is making an obscene gesture!"

"It's five thirty. Time to go home."

In/Out/Saved for Indefinite Period of Time Boxes

He had taken a roundabout route, but the paperwork continued to pursue him.

"He's Pulled Out The HR File! This Is It Folks, The Atomic Performance Review!"