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"Do you remember when we had to do was help people?"

"You can usually do most of the admin in 60 hours, then you can spend what's left of your life seeing patients."

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'

"I feel your pain."

Late/Too Late.

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"You knew this was a soul-sucking job when you took it."

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

Get Well Soon and Hurry Back to the Office. . . Before Sharks Eat Your Job

Office Weather

Cafe Burns.

"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."

Getting through the week.

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

"When everyone's an 800 pound gorilla, nobody's an 800 pound gorilla.".

Twisted Peel works overtime.

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

'And in conclusion.'

With the office space available, we have no choice but to believe in teamwork!

That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.

Exhausted employee

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"