Adaptive Genius Gifts

"I've mutated."

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

"Draw your own path."

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

"Our marketing budget has become a black hole."

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

Academia Can Kill By Degrees

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

"My organization will ALSO be focusing on this section here."

"And you laughed when I had it installed."

'I love you and your father loves you. Now go paint a masterpiece.'

'I like Haffner's idea better...if we get caught, his idea is good for only six months in the slammer. Your idea is good for five to ten years.'

'My ability to adapt is the key to my success.'

'Remember Tom, creativity is no substitute for knowing what you're doing.'

Block block.

"He may be a child prodigy, but it's still a lousy C.V."

'Believe me, the Captain is the least handicapped man on this ship!'

"To be or not to be."

"Harold is a closet intellectual and he's never coming out."

As is often the case, many of the world's great discoveries are accidental.

'While you were sleeping, I built it out of an abandoned sailboat that was floating by. Who's 'Mr. Stupid Idiot' now?'

How to win 'Genius Grants' for dummies.

'The gene therapy we used is our intellectual property, so we had you copyrighted.'

'Council Planning Dept.'

'Sorry, that mental note has been deleted.'