Adaptation Ace Gifts

If we lost all electrical power like India did...

'They all want to play the star.'

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

Whack-a-molecule

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

Failure/Due Diligence

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

THEATRICAL AGENCY, 'We have an opening to do some commercials - How'd you like to be the LEAST interesting man in the world?'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

Fed up with unnecessary bureaucracy?...what people don't appreciate is that if they don't fill out their C90D then how can we POSSIBLY know how many C90ds there ARE!

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

In one ear/Out the other.

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract..."

"Term paper?! How do we do that? We haven't done a term paper all year!"

Life Is Just A Game

"This is a blind audition, right?"

'How well you did it will determine whether it's 'as good as done', Father.'