Actress Gifts

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Nancy Wheeler/Natalia Dyer

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Millie Bobby Brown

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

"OK, we need the body double for the eating scene."

"Page 33, line 4..."

Producer, Director, Egomaniac Chairs.

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

"You need a transplant, but there are very few good parts for middle-aged women."

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

'Listen, I know that nose was what made me famous, but it also led to me being typecast. I'm hoping this change helps me get more diverse roles.'

Les Miserables: 'Oh, for mercy's sake - lighten up!'

"I'm going to pull a seat number from this fish bowl and someone will have a very memorable night at the theater."

Chekov play and scorecard,

'Product placement is getting so obtrusive.'

Oklahoma! "Never mind the farmer and the cowman, reconcile the performer and the latecomer then I'll be impressed!"

Actress Kate Claxton and Press Satire after Repeated Fires

Little Red Riding Carpet

"I know I'm good looking, but am I good looking enough to move to California?"

Oscars acceptance speech.

Madonna.

Austin Powers and Foxxy Cleopatra.

Marilyn Monroe

An honesty of agents

Dawn French.

"I see myself as a lot like Garbo, but very much a people person!"

"I'm so nervous – my cat is here to see the play."

We were so close to the stage we could see the actors spit.

"I've seen it performed many times, but I can't remember ever sleeping through it so peacefully."

'My previous school only had a single-decker walking bus.'

Nicole Kidman

Performer

The greatest love story ever moled.

While no one was looking, Wanda placed a decal with her name on it on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.