Activist For Clean Politics Gifts

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

North Pole

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

View to the Future

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

Trump secret police

Insect extinction

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

Water company bonus.

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"Very fine people on both sides."

"I think we have run out of time..."

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

HELLth Food Sprouts

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

Police Statetion

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Climate Change

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

'Al, this is Jack. He's with the Committee to Eliminate the Board of Education. Jack, this is Al. He's with the Committee to Increase Funding for the Board of Education.'

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

"We're standing in forever chemicals."