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"So I hear you did your own stunts in this movie."

'They all want to play the star.'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

He kept up his guitar practise...

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Hugh fans!"

Steve McQueen

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Guitar Man.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

'We'll send you to acting class when you're older. For now, get up and get ready for school.'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Inaction Figure

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

"I do all my own stunts"