Action Movie Admirer Gifts

007's Dating Mishaps

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Steve McQueen

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Hugh fans!"

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

George Clooney Machine

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

The mission: Impossible burger.

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

Christopher Nolan caricature

They soon changed their name..

Sylvester Stallone

"I do all my own stunts"

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

"I love my luvvie."

Al Pacino

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

Actor talking to unimpressed child

Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Willis in 'Wise men 3'.

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

"The big screen really brings out the violence."

There's nothing awesome to see at the movies these days. What're you talking about? Avengers 2 just came out. I know. It's been out for like an entire weekend. It's old news. The next blockbuster is "Mad Max," and that's not out until the 15th! Hollywood is totally neglecting the entire May 4th-to-May-15th window! That kind of gaping hole is unconscionable. You can always watch "In the Name of My Daughter."

Roberto Benigni

Ralph Fiennes

Lambo