Action Movie Appreciator Gifts

Sean Connery

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

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Steve McQueen

"Hugh fans!"

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

JAMES BONDING

Sylvester Stallone

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

They soon changed their name..

The mission: Impossible burger.

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

Marine-LAPD Ridealongs

"I do all my own stunts"

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something."

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

007's Dating Mishaps

Film Stuntman School

"I see you do all your own stunts."

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Willis in 'Wise men 3'.

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)