Action Hero In Secret Pillows

'Nice 'I WILL FIND YOU!' speech by the way! Well...you've found me.'

Keyworker

Super hero dog.

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

A gift for me? It's a cape because I think you're a superhero!

Film Stuntman School

Mayhem, Inc. Part 20

'I'm sorry. It appears Mr. Mitchell won't be accepting any more information today.'

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

Spiderman at the Improv

'002' - A discussion about 007.

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

"And now the award for..."

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

"How was your day, dear?"

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

Sylvester Stallone

"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."

"Era un gato grande... Que hacia ro ro..."

Andrew Cuomo & Snake Plissken

"I know we have some invisible ink somewhere but we can never find it..."

Multiplex cinema: Virtual reality car chases/explosions & virtual script.

"Of course I could tell you more about the job...but then I would have to kill you!"

"I'm a superhero for the benefit of mankind. It's my day job in a call centre that pays the bills."

"Our action figures this year: a genetic engineer, a venture capitalist and a hacker."

Bruce Willis.

"You're guaranteed to like this next comic because he is licensed to kill. Give it up for Bond, James Bond!"

Well, I thought the 'Keep your eyes closed' warning only applied to the Nazi dudes!

"How much weight can it hold?"

Jumping out of the popcorn queue watching the Matrix.

Man with fake shark fin hat encounters shark with fake human legs.

'I don't know if I should tell him about my black belt now, or wait until we're married.'

James Bond as a kid.