Action Hero In Secret Pillows

'Nice 'I WILL FIND YOU!' speech by the way! Well...you've found me.'

Keyworker

Super hero dog.

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

Film Stuntman School

'I'm sorry. It appears Mr. Mitchell won't be accepting any more information today.'

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

'002' - A discussion about 007.

"And now the award for..."

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

"How was your day, dear?"

"Era un gato grande... Que hacia ro ro..."

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

Andrew Cuomo & Snake Plissken

"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."

"I know we have some invisible ink somewhere but we can never find it..."

"I'm a superhero for the benefit of mankind. It's my day job in a call centre that pays the bills."

"Of course I could tell you more about the job...but then I would have to kill you!"

Multiplex cinema: Virtual reality car chases/explosions & virtual script.

"Our action figures this year: a genetic engineer, a venture capitalist and a hacker."

"You're guaranteed to like this next comic because he is licensed to kill. Give it up for Bond, James Bond!"

Man with fake shark fin hat encounters shark with fake human legs.

Well, I thought the 'Keep your eyes closed' warning only applied to the Nazi dudes!

'I don't know if I should tell him about my black belt now, or wait until we're married.'

"How much weight can it hold?"

"Isn't American violence good enough?"