Action Comic Subversive Gifts

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'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Hire a cost cutting, bad-guy consultant to turn me into a good guy during the layoffs."

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'

Of course I always start off by wooing a prospective candidate with talk of stimulating work,great colleagues and a reasonable work life balance...but the winning argument is always when I promise them enough money to choke a rhino.

"I don't know whether your tired, anxious, nervous, or whatever. But it looks like a clear case of performance anxiety."

"You do realise that the post is only part time, no more than 70 or 80 hours a week."

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

'What we need is a decision, not more foot-dragging.'

But under a different accounting convention ...

'Hawaii can wait. These reports cannot.'

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

"Hold your questions until I've talked so long no one knows or cares what you're asking about."

'This company wants someone who can screw the clients but who is quite happy to be screwed by me.'

"It's late. I am not getting into another heated discussion with you."

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

'All of your references say you play well with others, but there's nothing in here about you actually doing any work.'

When you talk about my debt to society, I thought that only referred to criminals.

'It was here when Harris decided to 'tweak' things a bit...'

'Binky will be roaming the halls, spreading his own brand of team spirit.'

'The customers' suggestions make a lot of sense. I say, let's hire the customers and fire the staff!'

You are here.

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

'Your resume is certainly impressive, Mr. Simmons, but do you have any on the job experience?'