Acronym Achiever T-Shirts

'It's time for McWit to leave. He's learned all the acronyms we use.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Butterfly Woman

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

The Bookworm

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

U of Debt

Go! Means NOW!

"We have an acronym!"

'What's play?'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

Exam

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

His Master's Thesis.

"I lettered in spelling."

The rope to success.