Acid Base Adventurer Gifts

McAlistar's aim was true.

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Guitar Man.

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Joe Henry

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

Ski kicker.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

Is this what they call inherent safety?

Alphabet soup

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

My first mistake.

The hazards of trying to film a horse jump.

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. The alphabet invention is great. We should copyright it!

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"