'Naughty, nice, nice, nice, naughty, nice. This you call a business plan?'
Accountability Gifts
Looking for a gift that champions accountability? Our collection of witty and motivational items is ideal for those who value responsibility. Whether it’s for a hardworking colleague or a personal reminder for yourself, these thoughtful products blend humor with meaning, making accountability a little more fun and a lot more inspiring.
"First of all, let's find out who blew the whistle on us."
Owning your mistakes at work shows that you hold yourself accountable, and builds trust and credibility.
"But if I don't know the corporate values then I'm not accountable to them."
'I was asked to attend a meeting on Accountability in Education. Harold, how long will it take for you to teach me the art of camouflage?'
"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."
Wait Brian! You forgot the little Airbus chapter!
Has this got anything to do with MP's expenses, Sheila?
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Sheila Fraser's To-Do List.
"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."
"Do you have a minute, Bob? I'd like to speak with you about the concept of 'leadership'."
Under new blame.
Scapegoat of the Year
The Female Brain and The Other One
Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.
Working in a blame culture?
Johnson and Johnson will pay 572 million for Opioids
"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."
BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...
Investigating Yourself
'My philosophy is to sit down and the hell with being counted.'
"You don't need pronouns in your presentation. That's what finger-pointing is for."
Facebook in Crisis
'You'll notice on my resume that nothing has ever been my fault.'
'Ms Simpson? Get me the Scapegoat du Jour.'
Making Amends: I haven't harrassed anyone in weeks....My new career: I'll be a secretary....to a female executive. Women can harass em all they life. I sentence myself to house arrest for 30 days, make that 90 days.
"We've got a new customer, Eddy: run a couple of kegs over to the Supreme Court."
Jobless Recovery
'It's not our fault.'
Be prepared to issue a public whoopsie.
Civilian Oversight
'Management can't avoid responsibility for poor patient care...I want to tender my resignation!'
'The new business plan is the same as the old business plan except that, due to layoffs, we have less scapegoats to blame in case of failure.'
"Who do I hold accountable if you miss the deadline? Any next of kin?"
Accountability Gifts Collection
Accountability Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate accountability with clever sayings and inspiring messages—perfect for daily motivation and responsibility.
Accountability Pillows
Find pillows with witty or uplifting messages about accountability—adding comfort and encouragement to any room.
Accountability Prints
Browse our prints that inspire accountability, honesty, and responsibility—ideal for motivating any space with meaningful artwork.
Accountability T-Shirts
Check out our T-shirts that proudly display themes of accountability, blending humor and motivation for responsible living.