Account Manager Gifts

'I usually take my new clients to nicer places. But my expense account isn't what it used to be.'

'Rabner is tops in customer retention.'

'Are you the client, or am I?'

"Until we get reaction to the campaign, I want you to pretend it's your idea."

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Man with Yoyo, "He was never over-lavish at entertaining clients."

"I won't be able to handle your account anymore, as it suddenly appears that you're a small investor.'

'The Board's meeting at nine O'clock - you bring the smoke, I'll bring the mirrors.'

Direct Marketing...

Sales

'I don't suppose you're here to open a daily interest savings account.'

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

'He's a major client.'

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

What a Guy! The Tops! - "He likes to make his clients feel important."

"Someone from collections is here to see you."

'The threat level of losing this client is red.'

"Here comes a client I must speak to. Excuse me while I slip into some jargon."

"I think your internet skills have improved enough that we can trust you with the Brick and Mortar account."

"Great news, guys! I finally got us that nudist colony account!!"

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

"This is what we call a 'customer', or more accurately a 'potential profit centre.'"

'I'm calling you out, account to account.'

"Repent! Or your return on investment shall wither and there will be great wailing and gnashing of teeth in Accounts Receivable."

"There's NOTHING Ged won't do for a customer!"

"Sink this putt, and you beat your largest account!"

"Mr Yomp isn't handling your account anymore - we sent him back to square one!"

'My focus was always on the customer, but now she has a restraining order on me.'

Man dropped from account in favour of a woman

Orville was so close the landing the big accounts.

Senior sales account manager going wild...

Cup chained to tap, "I'll say this for him he always offers his clients a drink."

"Ambitions... To be awarded the Donald Trump account."

Don't be such a poor loser. You knew this would happen when you lost the Flopsies account !