Account Assassin T-Shirts

"I'm taking you off of the Henderson account and putting you into this steel drum."

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

'At 10:00 you'll be deleting spam. At 10:15 you'll be forwarding jokes. At 10:35 you'll be playing online poker. At noon...'

"You can go home now, Barmpot - we've balanced."

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

Home Business - Accounts.

"He likes to make clients feel important..."

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

'Are you the one they call 'the silencer'?' 'Say no more.'

"Head office have taken on board your concerns about excessive admin so we've taken on a new management team to look into it."

'The least you can say is thank you for checking the tides.'

Film critic critics

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

"I wonder what our clients are doing out there."

"Your life's story lacks a protagonist."

"Would you describe yourself as a bold character?"

"This is a silencerfor my dagger..."

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

"Your mommy, Caitlin, is a hired gun."

"It's a slow hit man!"

"There's a mouse needs taking care of..."

'We just have to win this account, Barbara and I have another litter on the way!'

ATM saying 'Game Over.'

'Sorry, I don't take contracts on cats, they're too difficult to bump off: They have nine lives!'

'no, I'm sorry to say, giving up your bonus has not increased my respect for you.'

'Uh oh. Here comes the eternal revenue... I hope your taxes are in order.'

Hitman To Do List...

'I have a strong sense of right and wrong, but I'm hoping to overcome it.'

Things you seldom see: "She's absolutely right, these targets are complete nonsense. "I'll go and get the shredder."

'Promise me, if we don't land this account, you'll burn your lucky suit.'

Double personality

'We've got got 13 line managers and 35 account executives.'