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'We just have to win this account, Barbara and I have another litter on the way!'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

'By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it.'

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

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'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

'He works in Acquisitions.'

Star Executive

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

'If the best things in life are free, we have too many of the worst things.'

'Buzz Off! I'm busy!'

'The question before us is: 'do we pounce on Acme industries and gobble them up and savage them, or do we roll over like a bunch of spineless pussycats and let Acme take us over?'

CEO's office in a safe.

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

'I'm too big for 'Goodnight Moon,' Daddy. Tell the story about that business deal where you crushed the little guys.'

"I've finally learned not to measure my worth by how many employees I have."

'I've learned one thing in my years of experience in the business world -- never see a lawyer without seeing a lawyer first.'