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"I've heard that this account handler is particularly resistant to new ideas."

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

Fragile stamper.

Pushy Dog

'The word bath is mentioned.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

"He did it!"

'I'm calling you out, account to account.'

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

"I see your point, but wouldn't it be more fun to spend it while I'm young enough to enjoy it?"

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

Police Dept. K-9 Unit. Just once I'd like to go undercover as a bad dog.

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

'Damn showdog people!'

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

Museum. It's great we got this job moving statues here at the museum. CRASH! That was no time to make a joke about a "piece of art."

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"

"He likes to make clients feel important..."

A man lies across the humps of a camel.

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

Suddenly Harry regrets ever using anything other than dog treats to motivate his team.

Broken artefact in the museum

"Barking's what I do, it's not who I am."

'Best guard dog we've ever had!'

'I'll take this one.'

'We're like the canine unit, only tougher. Instead of dogs we use big, bad wolves.'

"Two dozen items have been stolen from this department. I'm appealing for new leads."

"Hon, did you order Alpine?"