Insect Assassin T-Shirts

West Fester is soo dull! Nobody interesting lives here. I beg your pardon! Except you, Nana! Thank you, sweetie. Now I've got to get back to killing aphids! Wow! We're more interesting than I thought. Who knew a mass murderer walked among us? Then on to drowning beetles.

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Man using to much bug spray

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Mantis Love

Bee costume

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

Fighting the Zika Virus

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

Professor...what are you doing?

Follow England mate, they're always crap!

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

College for flys

The Drone Ranger

'Ed,did you remember to bring the insect repellent?'

Origins of the 'Beard Of Bees'.

"If we didn't fly, would we just be called 'butter'?"

"See you next month...I'm taking the wife and kids to Disneyworld!"

Insect Evolution Research Lab. Eureka! I've found the root of all weevils!

'Hawkins! Do you realise what a find this is?'

Young Peel worries about visiting Scotland.

Bird and Worm.

Tough Butterfly

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

'Kenny,your mother and I have decided it's time you knew the truth - you're adopted.'

"You complain about the language, the food, the heat, the insects, so why do you insist on coming back year after year?"

"Everybody back. . . Minefield!"

'Mozzie Mozzie Mozzie!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!'