Accidental Philanthropist Pillows

"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"Gee, thanks pal."

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

Hypocrisy about poverty

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

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"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

"Thanks again, kid!"

The nonprofit dog fight.

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

The scales between gluttony and hunger

'I'd like to think they contribute because it's the right thing to do, but I'm not above a short sermon on tax deductibility.'

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

"I got my first paycheck, and now I understand why our organization is classified as a nonprofit."

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

"What are we doing wrong?"

Miss Jellyby

"When we said to be creative with your grant proposal presentation, this is not what was meant."

'Your very generous charitable contribution shows up as this very slight blip right here.'