Accidental Philanthropist Mugs

"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"Gee, thanks pal."

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

Hypocrisy about poverty

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

Please Give

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

"Thanks again, kid!"

The nonprofit dog fight.

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

The scales between gluttony and hunger

"I got my first paycheck, and now I understand why our organization is classified as a nonprofit."

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

Miss Jellyby

"What are we doing wrong?"

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

'I'd like to think they contribute because it's the right thing to do, but I'm not above a short sermon on tax deductibility.'

"When we said to be creative with your grant proposal presentation, this is not what was meant."

'Your very generous charitable contribution shows up as this very slight blip right here.'