Accidental Horticulturist T-Shirts

Celebrate their green thumb with playful t-shirts that capture the joy and chaos of accidental gardening. Comfortable and humorous, they’re ideal for garden days or casual outings.

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Impractical Gardener.

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'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!' mockup

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

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'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

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Excellent crop! What's your secret? mockup

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

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"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?" mockup

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

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"Weeds are like kids. They grow up so fast."

"Weeds are like kids. They grow up so fast." mockup

"Weeds are like kids. They grow up so fast."

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Executive grows martinis in his garden. mockup

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

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Mowing the Bottle-Garden

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Plants to Avoid - Creeping Wallenda mockup

Plants to Avoid - Creeping Wallenda

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Priest watering his wings.

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A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden. mockup

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

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The Garden of My Heart

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Garden Shop: Pig $#!@ and Sheep $#!@ mockup

Garden Shop: Pig $#!@ and Sheep $#!@

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Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden. mockup

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

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"Now he decides to start work on the crazy paving."

"Now he decides to start work on the crazy paving." mockup

"Now he decides to start work on the crazy paving."

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"It says here that they only grow in damp,shady locations."

"It says here that they only grow in damp,shady locations." mockup

"It says here that they only grow in damp,shady locations."

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"I've discovered why it isn't cutting the grass properly - it's a vacuum cleaner."

"I've discovered why it isn't cutting the grass properly - it's a vacuum cleaner." mockup

"I've discovered why it isn't cutting the grass properly - it's a vacuum cleaner."

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Mystery vegetable growing in plot. mockup

Mystery vegetable growing in plot.

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I've discovered green fingers are of little help if you've got bad breath.

I've discovered green fingers are of little help if you've got bad breath. mockup

I've discovered green fingers are of little help if you've got bad breath.

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Gardener's Calendar: Keep an eye open for pests

Gardener's Calendar: Keep an eye open for pests mockup

Gardener's Calendar: Keep an eye open for pests

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Man Gardening Love

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'My hubby is unusually handy about the house. . . unusual in that, he is always the problem to the solution!'

'My hubby is unusually handy about the house. . . unusual in that, he is always the problem to the solution!' mockup

'My hubby is unusually handy about the house. . . unusual in that, he is always the problem to the solution!'

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Gardening Angel.

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"Drawing blood again?"

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Bonsai Gardener

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"You raised it from a mutant seed, you whack it."

"You raised it from a mutant seed, you whack it." mockup

"You raised it from a mutant seed, you whack it."

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'You haven't been talking to it, you've been nagging it.'

'You haven't been talking to it, you've been nagging it.' mockup

'You haven't been talking to it, you've been nagging it.'

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Gardening Angel: MANNA.

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Sowing love

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"I thought you'd like it. It's an orchid. pre-neglected!"

"I thought you'd like it. It's an orchid. pre-neglected!" mockup

"I thought you'd like it. It's an orchid. pre-neglected!"

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Earthing Up

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"Have you been talking to the flowers again?"

"Have you been talking to the flowers again?" mockup

"Have you been talking to the flowers again?"

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To a wonderful Mum!

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What's Going On Here? We are repotting the Geraniums of Mrs Beverly Seidel which we backed into with our maintenance trucks despite her repeated warnings....

What's Going On Here? We are repotting the Geraniums of Mrs Beverly Seidel which we backed into with our maintenance trucks despite her repeated warnings....

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Accidental Horticulturist T-Shirts Collection

Accidental Horticulturist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for the accidental horticulturist. Brighten their mornings with witty and charming designs that celebrate their green thumb mishaps.

Accidental Horticulturist Pillows

Discover cozy pillows with humorous gardening themes that are perfect for the accidental horticulturist’s favorite reading or relaxation spot.

Accidental Horticulturist Prints

Browse our vibrant prints that celebrate the joy of gardening accidents. Great for decorating their garden shed, kitchen, or living room with a touch of humor.