Accident Philosopher Pillows

"I totally wiped out on my bike."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"They're very time-sensitive."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

Chicken: the one-man show

Lost and forgotten department

"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."

Elderly man at top of stairs with a revolver and an axe: 'I've completely forgotten why I came upstairs.'

"2 glasses of wine at lunch, I think I'm Socrates..."

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

I've come back here to remember what I forgot in the first place.

'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...'

'Do you need me to remind you when your wife's birthday is too?'

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

"Now, what am I here for?"

"I forgot to pay the light bill. I swear, I would forget my head if it wasn't screwed on."

Hell's Ethics

Annual Amnesiacs Convention.

Dice with death.

'Ignore him, he always makes such a fuss when he has a cold.'

'He's forgotten his key again!'

'You are now entering Samville. Samville needs a ride.'

'Oh well, I had to take it in to get the oil changed anyway.'

'I never finished college, but the $60,000 my parents spent on my education should count for something.'

Tunnel of Life

Now, what was I supposed to remember?

Highway cone tepee.