Accident-averse Artisan T-Shirts

'I've got my bandages to protect me!'

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Lovely dovetail."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'Another nice wave.'

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

First aid departments

The hall of bad ideas.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'I know just how you feel.'

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

'While I'm here, Doctor . . .'

'Quick! Contact my doctor!'

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

Gentrification of the Fridge.

Artisanal Everything, Inc,

"I mistakenly stood in the doorway when kids sunday school released."

'We're having leftover-a-la-king!'

Pottery Sale

Water Ski Accident

Mulligan's first mulligan.

Wife to doctor about husband: 'It was a freak accident. He was doing some work on the house.'

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

'Sidney's such a klutz. He broke his leg in three places -- Boston, Akron and Salt Lake City.'

"Just how long has Murray been retired?"

Annual sportknitting Derby

Ice Sculpture.

Now at the Farmers' Market

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

'He does it every year - we call it his winter break.'